Wednesday, 24 February 2010

We are Auto Crouton

I happened upon Beiger-then-Beige, a founding member of Auto Crouton, at a conference last Tuesday. Dressed in a velvet suit and bow tie, he sat me down and told me about the band who fell into the collective consciousness just last week when they hit the Macbeth stage like a meteorite shower...

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Macbeth: What is Auto Crouton?

Beiger-then-Beige: It's a system.

M: Like a system of belief?

B: No, just a system.

M: That's not really an adequate explanation, are you trying to baffle people with Auto Crouton?

B: No. Alright, it's a special system designed to form acts of pure emotional stress.

M: Really?

B: Yeah. The idea came to me on the way back home from my job when i looked at a empty metal thing, what do you call it, like a bread thing.

M: A bread bin?

B: A grilled box and it had bread in it still. I remember a fellow member of the group, code name Spacehater, tried to pull the bread out, which didn't really work, but i figured if you pulled the bread through the grate you'd get croutons, automatically, hence Auto Crouton. And then i had to put on a night at this pub...

M: At THIS pub? [ie The Macbeth]

B: Yeah, and as usual as I'm so permanently transfixed on such unbelievably fascinating creative exploits, the line up I had in my mind were never contacted, by anybody. And upon phoning them only a week in advance I found myself only able to book one of the acts, who dropped out on the day due to the drummers poorly stomach or upset tummy, one or the other. Then i phoned up everybody i knew who i thought could bring light into the world and asked them if they wanted to join what is of course now, widely, internationally recognised as Auto Crouton. The rest is history.

M: How many members does Auto Crouton currently have?

B: 6 billion

M: That sounds like a lot for our stage here at the macbeth

B: We believe in the ancient code.

M: Hmm, ok...

B: Or actually we only have 16 active members, and 4 auxilliary members, thery're secret.

M: What's your favourite colour?

B: Beige

M: Whats the music like then?

B: It's like Funkadelic meets Frank Zappa meets Royal Trux meets Velvet Underground meets Boyoyo Boys meets Leonard Cohen meets Philip Glass...

M: That sounds like an interesting collection of people, er, meeting each other. it's also quite a high standard of influences.

B: Are you joking?

M: No. That's a lot to live up to, i mean.

B: Our policy is aim high, fall... moderatly high.

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M: Have Auto Crouton ever considered being influenced by a shower?

B: It's funny that you say that, certain factions within the group, namely the trio of rather delicate and hygenic girl choir singers, have brought this question to the fore on several occasions, as has one of the drummers girlfriends and the synth player... We don't think it's in the public interest. We shower when we can but are too busy penning hit songs or walking around in the heat of the city in an inexplicable and reoccuring depression.

M: Cool. Where can people find out a bit more about Auto Crouton, if they're interested?

B: We're not online in any way, shape or form. We only formed 9 days ago, and have, as of yet, established no regular contact with the outside world. However, you can call me, Beiger-then-beige, on 07789 187 639 and we will be putting on another spectacular show, this time full length, somewhere int this terrible city in the next 36 days. We will post ads for this on very popular peoples facebook pages and also on the tube. Inshallah.

M: Inshallah Beiger-then-beige, it has been wonderful to meet you.

B: It's cool. What you doing later, would you like to grab a coffee?

M: I'll go anywhere with you Beiger-then-beige.

B: Even though your going out with that big-nose Tuareg cunt from the saudis?

M: He's dead to me.

B: Cool.

M: Cool.

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Manager Profile

Zahra

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Favorite night -Bronze club/ hot boys night/ or any night when R Pattz decides to bob in.

Best Memory -most recently Benjeoke. Can I have a worst Macbeth memory as well? well I've got one; Pauline beating me at pool was pretty much a low point in my Macbeth career.

Favorite drink -G & T

Favorite Artist/ Artists- Vivian Girls, TLC, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Distillers

Favorite song - At the moment Health, Die Slow

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

FUCK THE WHITE BOARD 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY

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FRIDAY 26TH FEBRUARY

LIVE -
JAMMER
SECRET SPECIAL GUESTS
THE CAULFIELD BEATS
HERPES (berlin)
THE BREAKS

DJS -
PARIAH
SECRET SPECIAL GUEST
LOVVERS
COCK'N'BULL KID
ACTION JACKSON
DOLLOP
FREDDIE VON BEHR
RUSS TANNEN
AL HARLEY

DOORS: 8 TILL 4
ENTRY: £5/3 cheap list

THE MACBETH,
HOXTON STREET
Closest Tube - Old Street

BIRTHDAY CAKE / PARTY HATS / CRAP PRESENTS

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Fuck the White Board is 1 year old! The past year has seen guests such as La Shark, Islet, The Spivs, The Saudis, Filthy Boy, O Children (DJ), Hatcham Social (DJ), Esser (DJ), Two Door Cinema Club (DJ), Mystery Jets (DJ) as well as the first ever Tek One gig and the last ever gig from The Metros, (and a memorable 'performance' from The MOB Girls)...

Now its time to celebrate with our biggest ever line up and a 4am licence to match. As eclectic as ever, and with a few surprise acts on the night, this looks set to be a birthday party to remember (if you can).

As well as a surprise set from one of our favorite guests of the last year, live music comes in the form of Hackney's young pop-rock hopefuls THE BREAKS, the dirty scuzz-punk of HERPES (who are coming over from Berlin for the show), a special live set from hottly tipped producer THE CAULFIELD BEATS and a headline set from everyones favourite party starter, Big Dadda signing and grime MC + producer extrodonaire, JAMMER.

Topping the DJ line up is one of London's most highly-regarded young producers PARIAH, the XX's remixer-of-choice and the blog worlds favorite starlet, we welcome him back with open arms! Also selecting tunes to keep the party rolling will be the mighty Lovvers, the amazing Cock'n'Bull Kid, Brighton's finest young electro DJ Action Jackson, the handsome young men behind Dollop and Metros-drummer-turned-excellent-DJ Freddie Von Behr. If that wasn't enough there will be a surprise set from one half of east London's most-loved tech producers, and some early song choices from FTWB residents Russ Tannen and Al Harley.

There will also be free birthday cake and party hats for all AND some rubbish presents of some kind for those arriving early!

We'll also be doing white board photos for the blog (which is how this chaos started), so get thinking about your birthday messages!

FRIDAY 26TH FEBRUARY

THE MACBETH
Hoxton Street

Doors: 8pm till 4am
Entry: £5/£3 cheap list (NAMES ON THE WALL)

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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Staff Profiles

Melanie - P.R Press Agent

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Name- Melanie

Favorite Night- Any nights thats busy and everyones having a good time.

Favorite Drink- Jager Bomb

Favorite Memory- The time we all turned up to the macbeth after a night celebrating JoJos birthday, we drank the bar dry danced with strangers, i told everyone i loved them then it took Mark 2 hours to get us to leave , then the whole family were sick and ill for 2 days.

Favorite Artist- Pulp

Favorite Song- See emily play

Monday, 8 February 2010

Positive Sensory Overload - An interview with Ben and Gabriel of Pig Pen.

Pig Pen is one of the most interesting nights I'm aware of anywhere right now. Gabriel, who is on the autistic spectrum, curates the night, using his yes/ no device to select or veto acts suggested to perform. Ben organises the event alongside him, and gives out his comics for free. Their nights are becoming more and more successful as people become familiar with the atmosphere of individuality and expressive freedom they've created. The night is eclectic, involves all sorts of artists doing all sorts of things and is never dull. It's a diamond in our Macbeth skull, so we had them come down and tell us some more...

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Gabriel on the left, Ben on the right

Macbeth: I just want to ask you a few questions about your night, how it came about. Does Pig Pen mean anything?

Ben: I used to run a night in Stoke Newington, long time ago, that revolved around free comic books and indie pop called Good Grief, after Peanuts and Charlie Brown and then I started hanging out with Gabriel and working as his personal assistant and you [Gabriel] started coming along to the nights. You weren't sure if you'd like them or not and you loved it, then we got the idea to do one ourselves and let you choose the acts, and because of your cool hair we thought you looked like the character Pig Pen out of Peanuts. So that's where the name comes from.

M: So you use the yes / no device to choose the bands that play, how does that work?

B: I'm doing all the talking, chip in with your comments if you want Gabriel.

Gabriel: Yes, yes.

B: We get a group of mates together,

G: Yes

B: Usually you know, like, guys that DJ,

G: Yes.

B: Pig Pen, your cousin Alex, just a few mates that all help out. We all get together, go on the internet, people reccomend stuff they've seen recently or they've heard, and it gets the verdict from you really Gabriel. If you like it I'll get in touch and see if they're interested.

M: So Gabriel - you have the final say in who plays Pig Pen?

G: Yes

B: You're the boss Gabriel, well I suppose we co-curate it. Maybe not actually, you curate it, but we co-organise it.

G: Yes, yes

M: Can you tell me about the Pig Pen Cabaret? What does that involve?

B: Yeah well, that was a new idea that we did at Christmas. We're going to sound like traitors here, but we did a party at The Troy bar down the road...

M: Never!

B: But it wasn't because we chose to, it's because we were invited to! We love The Macbeth much more than the Troy bar!

G: Yes.

M: I'll edit all that out!

B: No, what it was was the national autistic society, we do a lot of campaigning with them - like, Gabriels been invited to the House of Commons about four times now - and they asked us to do their christmas party and that happened to be where it was and we thought we'd put on a small cabaret show.

G: No.

B: Well, yeah, that was my idea, you wanted Tim Ten Yen and all the rest of it .

G: Yes.

B: But everyone seemed to be booked up so I thought lets do a cabaret show. We got a few performance artists and some poets together, and then we thought it worked so we did the same thing at the proper Pig Pen at the Macbeth.

G: Yes, yes.

M: Do you know who you've got coming up to play? Or have you yet to decide?

B: Well, we're attempting to get some top secret guests, wether it will come about or not we don't know, but we think we've got a good enough night to try and tempt some top acts. And we've got a kind of family of Pig Pen bands and artists, some people that play regularly. They're kind of part of the community I guess. Tim Ten Yen, Trabant (formerly KayaKing) - they're one of our personal favourites I think. And who else do we always put on? Electricity in our homes, they've played a couple of times, it'll be good to get them in again.

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G: Yes.

B: King Salami and the Cumberland Three, they're a kind of rockabilly outfit, they're on the Dirty Water record label. We've got our regulars but we always try and put something new on as well.

M: Yeah it's a good way to run the night.

B: Yeah to get a sort of cultural community around Pig Pen and The Macbeth

G: Yes.

M: Does being on the autistic spectrum effect or change the way people listen to live music, or experience music at all?

B: That's a question for you really Gabriel. Has being on the autism spectrum changed the way that you experience music? I don't know if you can answer that, because you don't know what it's like for someone who's neurotypical.

M: Yeah of course, none of us have both persepectives.

B: But you do seem to react differently to music. Would you say that Gabriel?

G: No.

B: I suppose you just rock out like everyone else.

G: Yes, yes.

B: You do do this thing called snizzing...

G: Yes.

B: ...which has entered our vocabulary.

M: What's snizzing?

B: I always ask you to give a demonstration Gabriel but you never do it on demand!

G: Yes.

B: Only when you feel like it. It's kind of like a positive sensory overload reaction.

G: Yes.

B: People on the autism spectrum have that kind of heightened sensory awareness, sound, lights, music, noise...

G: Yes.

B: ...visuals, patterns... And it's kind of like you don't have filters to it all, or you let the filters go down and well, for you, your personal snizzing is kind of screwing up your face and making a bit of noise and moving your body rhythmically, but its a rhythm that you couldn't quite mimic. It's very unique to you and who you are.

G: No.

B: No? Do you think other people on the autism spectrum snizz?

G: Yes.

B: Oh ok, ok.

M: So it's maybe a shared experience?

B: Yeah, i suppose our friend Robin, she has Aspergers, which is also on the autism spectrum - she helps out with the night and she played as part of the cabaret - and she does this thing called flapping, which is her kind of sensory reaction.

G: Yes.

B: She flaps, you snizz. That's what Pig Pen's about really - is whoever you are you can come and be and you can react to culture however you want to react to it.

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G: Yes.

M: Yeah I think it does give an opportunity for everyone to be individualistic in their response to things, it's a welcoming atmosphere.

B: Yeah that's what we hope

G: No, Yes, No.

B: Well that's what I hope.

G: Yes, No.

B: Yes and No? Do you want it to still be a bit cool as well, have a bit of an edge to it?

G: Yes.

B: Well maybe it can be both.

M: So speaking about that, do you think it's important to have somewhere that's not solely for people on the autistic spectrum, but you know, very welcoming?

G: Yes.

B: Yeah, I agree with you there Gabriel, I think it is. I think culture's really something that, you know, I'm an artist and people who get up on stage, and musicians - it creates a community. And people like yourself on the autism spectrum with really big life challenges...

G: Yes.

B: ...are very marginalised and I think that culture becomes like a kind of members card and it gives people access to the community that don't otherwise have access to the community. So we think it's really important that people on the autism spectrum do get to mix with neurotypical people but that it's not seen as a charity night and it's not seen as a disability night. Which is why we don't tout it as either of those, it's not exactly what we're about.

M: There's a raffle, isn't there?

B: Christine Binnie, who runs the raffle, she's just the best person at running a raffle I've ever known.

G: Yes, yes.

B: She raises quite a lot of money [for Gabriels Angels] through that - hopefully the prizes are stuff that people really want to win.

M: Tell me about the comics as well.

B: Well I make comics, mostly about the sort of political adventures we get up to, because Gabriel, you've become a real kind of spokesperson for people on the autism spectrum, you get invited to the house of commons to meet MPs.

G: Yes.

B: To give them your perspective and opinion on things.

G: Yes.

B: So I kind of wanted to communicate that.

G: Yes.

B: I'm actually a sculptor by training, but i think that comics are a good way to promote the message and get the story across and i think we've got a good story. And giving out free comics at a music night seems like a really good arena to do that in.

G: Yes



The next Pig Pen is on the 9th of March, more details will follow here and at themacbethuk.co.uk

If you'd like to keep up with Ben and Gabriel you can follow their blog here.

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Do you believe in Ghosts?

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Many days of working in the macbeth office can lead to boredom and sometimes hearing noises, but i have recently discovered i don't hear the noise's out of my mind drifting away or the damage i have caused to my ears from loud music.
We actually have a ghost!!!
I have sometimes seen things out of the corner of my eye or thought someone else was in the room when there wasn't, but i thought this was just due to my paranoia.
So, what u have been told there is a lady ghost who floats around the gallery bar and the tops of the stairs and watches over us.
A few people have claimed to have felt her or to have seen her standing at the top of the stairs, this gives me chills down my spine.

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Anyways, we have decided to start to investigate.
Gonna go do some ghostbustin'

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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Macbeth flyers, old and new...

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We feel we should highlight the varied and delightful styles of graphic design our coterie of promoters have used to entice people down to The Macbeth over the last few years, so I draw your attention to the flyers page on our website. An all-to-often unsung work of art, flyers are an inescapable element of the visual landscape, so thank god someone does them well. Have a look here: http://www.themacbethuk.co.uk/index.php/flyers/